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Palabras del autor [español]:
Antes de comenzar esta historia, para que quede claro, se trata de una idea que se me ocurrió durante el acto II de mi otra historia “Dragon Smashers Remake”.
Al igual que la misma está enlazada pero más como un “WHAT IF?” y esta es mi primera historia en inglés al cien por ciento.
A aquellas personas que lo lean les agradezco sus comentarios.
Ahora comencemos… con esta loca idea mía
Main guide:
“Amphibia”- thoughts. “AMPHIBIA”-Shouting. “Amphibia”- narrator and ??? telling the story
The following crossover story is a fanfic.
The Fire Emblem and Amphibia franchises are all owned by:
Nintendo / INTELLIGENT SYSTEMS CO., LTD / The Walt Disney Company / Shouzou Kaga and Matt Braly.
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Long ago in the depths of infinite space, in a little house when a deity was ready to retire and a new generation would take their place... Just to say…
-Nop…-A little old woman said in a sweet voice that her life ended a few minutes ago after ninety-two years, and next to a table there was a cat that was hitting the table with its front paws, frustrated by the answer
-You can't do this to me! How could you forget it?! We had a deal decades ago after you had lived all that time!-The talking cat said, many will not know this but, in front of the old woman was the guardian of the multiverse who for eons has waited to have a person take his place after performing an experiment that went wrong on a place called Amphibia.
And that person was none other than Anne Savisha Boonchuy: the same girl who saved a world and was the star that shined madly to take his place as a guardian.
But right now there was a small detail: the guardian never expected that Anne would die from Alzheimer's, which greatly affected her memories and even more those of her youth, unfortunately… The guardian was forbidden to return to the prime of his youth to mortals, after the cataclysmic events that happened on the Boiling Isles with a pair of humans named Philip and Luz.
He really hates those TVA bureaucrats after all the messed up things with all of Kang the conqueror's variants.
-What with you mortals?!-The guard continued until the old Thai woman's hand passed over his head in a calm manner-Oh! That's a sweet little kitty-
-Alright… take a deep breath… So we can start from the beginning and tell you everything that happened when you three…-But just then, Anne is saying goodbye as she begins to fade, as a message that she will finally be able to rest easy in peace, which the guardian panicade-Wait! NO! Do not do that! Don't pass away! Come back you crazy old…!-
As Anne finally disappears (And at the last second of her existence, she shows him him the middle finger with a mischievous smile, implying that she PLANNED ALL OF IT to gaslighting the guardian for over the last seventy eight years to not take his job) the guardian was left alone in the house until the sound of the clock ticking was heard in the background while his right eye trembled… each second passing as the camera moved and focused more on the exterior of a solar system, to a galaxy and across the stars until…
The guardian finally snaps
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
-That f**king black old hag son of a bitch! She gaslighted me for that moment so she would leave?!-The Guardian said angrily as he kicks Pluto into a black hole and then spits out a hairball into the sun-I've waited seventy-eight years for this and…-
Then the guardian of the multiverse calmed down for a moment and thought things over again-Okay… Don't worry… I expected this… I just have to do it again… Anne will accept… Or I could choose between Sasha and Marcy… It's not a big deal… After all: What could possibly go wrong?-
More than ten billion and a hundred seventy five attempts later…
EVERYTHING WENT HORRIBLY WRONG!
In the middle of a large dark void in infinite space... the guardian of the multiverse was in shock. Every variant of Anne, Sasha and Marcy rejected his offer to be his future advisor. Hell! She even gave the opportunity to all the friends the three made, including Andrias and the Core too…
Nobody wanted his job, there were thousands of bagels in his house to the point that he began to hate them after the three millionth attempt. I even changed it by putting someone extra with the trio, but the result was the same.
A note to himself he made that day: NEVER EVER put that guy named Darryl Loyalitat again.
While they were watching the solar system from his house, he decided he had to go take a break in his bed. Upon reaching his room and turning on the light, his entire room was lined with the same sentence "Without Anne taking my job. The guardian goes nuts” in different languages across the room, With the exception of one that said "all these squares make a circle”
-clock is ticking Guardian… clock… is… TICKING!-The guardian said as his smile reached levels of cosmic horror (that's not necessarily how to describe it, use your imagination) as he jumped off his bed
-Keep it together… If I can't find someone to take my place in my universe-The guardian said as he paces back and forth until his smile gets bigger and more twisted-then… I WILL TOOK SOMEONE ELSE FROM ANOTHER UNIVERSE! But who…?-
Using the three gems as if they were daggers and using the maps of the multiverse in the shape of a globe, he began to spin it, then in a quick move he stabbed the blue gemstone on his first victim… wait, he means… Anne's replacement
The guardian noticed that this person is a princess who lives between two kingdoms in conflict due to the lack of resources in the kingdom when it looks like a medieval times. While in the other kingdom, which looks more like feudal Japan is defending its lands.
He also noticed that the princess can turn into a dragon with a special stone to control her dragon instinct… But who cares! She's perfect to be the bearer of the heart gem
And he also noticed that both kingdoms share the same family bloodline… Oh my axolotl! He definitely be doing this girl a good thing for his sake
For the replacement of the green gem of wit it incrustate on a kingdom called Yillsee… formerly two thousand years as Archanea… More specifically about a girl with pigtails in a trench coat in the middle of a flowery meadow who is unconscious for some reasons she maybe knew.
Inside her he felt something terrifying, something ready to awakening… But, who cares! He wants to leave this hellhole as soon as possible! And he also notices that she might have a high intellect just like Marcy.
And finally the red gem of strength is buried in the kingdom called Fódlan which these nations are connected through a place called the Garreg Mach Monastery, which houses a church and an officer's school for students from each nation… then the guardian noticed that the replacement for Sasha was a mercenary woman who was teaching a few students there about how to use a sword, spears, bows and axes.
Like Marcy's replacement, there was something in her eyes that not only held any type of emotion, but there was someone inside her that was giving her advice… But, who cares! That would be Captain Grime's problem. He also noticed that this woman has quite a bit of physical strength, almost double that of Sasha.
With the new calamity trio chosen, the guardian’s plan will finally take shape, While in their worlds, the three women disappear without a trace during the night to avoid surprises.
Ha! Who will knows about it! It's the perfect plan and only he knows. And with that the last pieces ready the three girls were sent directly towards Amphibia bir before he tell them like a little advice
-Before I send you to save that world, I will give you your max status as a bonus. The only thing that you will remember is that in order to complete the prophecy: You must find the pieces of the Calamity box that was separate in all Amphibia in three pieces, charge the stones in the temples and the answer to return laying on Newtopia-The guardian said as he watched the gems turn gray and the hair of the three become the same color as each one-The only thing you will remember are your names, but since you have never met, time will unite you together cause the power what is inside of each one of you were meant for a greater purpose and should be left alone, but others wanted to use the powers of the gems for conquest, and with their arrogance and greed, created an "unnatural thing" that neither sleeps nor dies and you're are destined to save all amphibians from the "worst version of themselves" and yours too-
Having said this, The three girls were sent directly to different parts of Amphibia, the mercenary woman was sent to the southern area of Toad’s valley, the girl with pigtails and black trench coat to Newtopia’s gate and finally the girl with dragon blood was sent to a forest area of Frog valley close to a lake-We'll see each other later to see how they manage to change this world until further notice. So go now: avatars of calamity-
Once the three of them left, the guard jumped for joy and laughed like a lunatic-Hahaha! I did it! I DID IT! I can finally be free from this prison! And no one will ever know…-
-Until now…-Some voices behind him said guardian to which he blinked twice and turning back he saw three annoying deities and Anne, Sasha, and Marcy they had mad faces
A funny fact: the versions of this trio are actually the originals and to prevent Anne from being alone, she gave them part of her powers to maintain multiversal balance… just exactly what happens about now.
-Oh Anne... Oh yes. Prime Anne. Right?-The guardian nervously saw that Naga and Anakos were behind him and said-Can I help you with something?-
-Dude. Do you have ideas on what you just did?!-The Thai goddess said angrily to her predecessor
-But it was eons and everyone rejected my offer-The guardian complained about everything that happened
-It's only been three years since Anne took your job and we're still learning how not to cause armageddon!-Sasha said losing her temper
-Maybe it's because it's called hyperbolic. Or maybe it was because of cat years-Marcy said while checking the universes that her supposed replacements were sent to Amphibia-And I know that's why you canceled bagel Fridays, Anna-banana-
-I can explain it-The guardian said in his defense only for a box to be locked and Naga said-Do you have any idea what you just caused?!-
-You mean the girls. Which of the three?-The guardian asked even more nervous than before.
-All of them! The first is the daughter of Anakos: one of the first dragons, the second has Grima: the fell dragon in her body, and quoting Mar-mar, it's a version of the Core: on steroids, and finally: the last one had the progenitor god inside her body-Anne quoted everything related to the three girls
After hearing that, the guardian's eyes became small to the point that they became thin and he said in a shrill voice-I think I have just make a mistaaaaaaaaake-
Sasha: No sh*t Sherlock?
Anne: Sucks doesn't it, dude?
Marcy: I want to see what they do!
Naga and Anakos: Marcy…
Now with the damage done, this new Calamity trio was about to enter into an unknown territory that none of the three had ever experienced… Good luck eating insects and don't get the plants eat your instead… or almost everything there
And welcome to Amphibia
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[Smashbrosarrmagedon OUT.]
