We think that when it comes to friend captions, funny ones are the way to go. So we gathered together all the best funny friend captions for when you are ready to share your next photo, perfect for when you have just had the best time with your best friends. Plus, we have included the best short funny friend quotes for Instagram for when someone else has said it best first.
Our Favorite Funny Friend Captions
The Romy to my Michele.
F is for friends who do stuff together.
We’re the same kind of weird.
Very pretty, and we sure know how to run things.
Making memories with you is my favorite thing to do.
It’s our world you are just living in it.
Live for the moments you can’t put into words.
Collect moments, not things.
I love being on vacation and not knowing what day it is.
You’re the dip to my chip.
Friends ‘till the end.
Besides chocolate, you’re my favorite.
Best friend? Nah. She’s my sister.
My bestie is my confidante, therapist and best shopping partner.
We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.
You drive me crazy, but I love it.
I never let my best friend do stupid things…alone.
You are my best friend because I wouldn’t dare be this weird with anyone else.
Friends knock on the door. Best friends walk into your house and start eating.
Is there anything better than being with you?
Together, we’re unstoppable.
If one of us eats, we all eat.
We only roll with goddesses.
Real queens fix each other’s crowns.
God made us best friends because He knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.
You are my best friend because I wouldn’t dare be this weird with anyone else.
Friends knock on the door. Best friends walk into your house and start eating.
We will always be best friends until we are old and senile. Then we can be new friends.
Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have food.
I hope we’re friends until we die. Then, I hope we stay ghost friends so we can walk through walls and scare people.
Friends come and go like waves of the ocean, but the true ones stick like an octopus on your face.
If I send you my ugly selfies, our friendship is real.
Never let your friends feel lonely… disturb them all the time.
I love that I don’t have to act socially acceptable around you.
If you don’t own matching shirts, are you really friends?
Friends pick us up when we fall down and if they can’t, they lie down with us and listen for a while.
We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.
You are my sunshine on a rainy day.
I’d even send you the photos I look bad in.
What’s mine is yours and what’s yours is mine.
Pizza and you are all I need.
Your vibe attracts your tribe.
No friendship is an accident.
We finish each other’s sandwiches.
God made us best friends because He knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.
Friendship isn’t one big thing, it’s a million little things.
You’re the Betty to my Veronica
We do a thing called what we want.
No friendship is an accident. You don’t even need to ask, I got you.
Yes, we know how obnoxious we are together. No, we don’t care.
Vacation mode: Activated.
Our friendship means we always take the scenic route.
I can’t keep calm because my vacation is finally here.
You and me? We’re like a really small gang.
Friendship is the only flower that blooms in all seasons.
You make my heart happy.
A true friend is one soul in two bodies.
Just remember, if we get caught, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English.
Alexa, play “True Friend” by Hannah Montana.
Good times, any time you need a friend.
On Wednesdays, we wear pink.
I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.
Best friend: the sister you choose.
Nothing to see here, just some friends being themselves..
You simply cannot do epic things with boring people.
Friends until the very end — and then some.
Life is better with friends.
We don’t see any competition.
When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.
Strangers think I’m quiet, my friends think I’m outgoing, but my best friends know that I’m completely insane.
We all have that one friend who never learned how to whisper.
True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together.
When my best friend and I first met, we were both like, “You’re really weird.”
Just remember, if we get caught, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English.
Friends never ask for food. Best friends are the reason you have no food.
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you.
Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house just to take a nap.
If you aren’t somewhat crazy in the head, I’m afraid we can’t be friends.
Me and my best friend can communicate just with facial expressions.
Every tall girl needs a short best friend.
Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.
When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.
We are friends because we both like taking long walks… to the fridge.
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you.
Nobody loves me like my bestie.
Friends make the world go ‘round.
Best friends never ask if they can raid your refrigerator, they just go right in.
Friends are like bras – close to your heart and there to support you!
You’re the ketchup to my mustard.
If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Funny Friendship Quotes, Best Friend Quotes, True Friendship Quotes, Short Friendship Quotes and Friend Captions.
Short Funny Captions for Best Friends
Besties for the resties.
Friends buy you food.
Better together.
Friends ’till the end.
Non-biological sibs.
The Serena to my Blair.
On our worst behavior.
Two pretty best friends.
Work hard, play hard.
Work hard, travel harder.
Sun, Sand, and Sisterhood.
Friends? More like family.
My number one, always.
Growing better together.
Chosen family.
The X to my O!
Meet my Partner in Crime!
Always better together.
All I need.
Chosen family.
The sunshines of my life.
Part of my pack.
It’s our world, you’re just living it.
Here’s to being my emergency contact.
Two of a kind!
Real queens fix each other’s crowns.
So many of my smiles begin with you.
You’ve got a friend in me.
You can sit with us.
The “she” to my “nanigans.”
Love you to the moon and back.
We belong together.
I love my crazy best friends.
Two peas in a pod.
With you, I can truly be myself.
The sunshine of my life.
Two heads, one soul.
On our worst behavior.
I hit the BFF jackpot!
Forever and Always.
Funny Squad Captions
Squad means family and family means nobody gets left behind.
When worst comes to worst, squad comes first.
In squad we trust.
Unlike Barbies, my girls and I aren’t sold separately.
Whole squad on that real sh*t.
All eyes on us.
Squad goals
Love is good, but the squad is better.
Find your tribe, and love them hard.
When worst comes to worst, the squad comes first.
I really can’t see another squad tryna cross us.
I get by with a little help from my squad.
Always down for the squad.
Best friends eat your food.
Partners in crime and sharers of secrets.
Life’s too short and so are we.
We go together like coffee & donuts.
Real queens fix each other’s crowns.
There’s no better group to escape with.
Friends don’t let friends do silly things alone.
Friends who slay together, stay together.
Friends become our chosen family!
Friends are like rainbows. They’re always there after the storm.
Life is better with friends.
Friends are like diamonds.
Brb, recreating @dualipa’s “New Rules” music video.
Friends? More like family.
Life was meant for best friends and good adventures!
Inside jokes are a prerequisite for bestie status.
Here’s our submission for the best friends award.
I love you more than pizza, and that’s saying a lot.
I can’t wait until we’re the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home.
We all scream for ice cream.
Nobody has to like us. We like us.
We are going to be really cool old ladies.
True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together.
Short Funny Friend Quotes for Instagram
“Yeah, we gon’ ride ’til the wheels fall off.” — Dreezy
“Friends are the family you choose.” — Jess C. Scott
“Me and my girls. No jodas, nosotras.” — Selena Gomez
“I’ll always be by your side, don’t you worry.” — Little Mix
“I’m your girl, you’re my girl, we your girls. Don’t you know that we love you?” — Destiny’s Child
“Is that my bestie in a Tessie?” — Saweetie
“It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.” — Marlene Dietrich
“You’re a true friend, you’re here ’til the end.” — Hannah Montana
“True friends fiercely debate issues and still walk away as friends.” ― Frank Sonnenberg
“There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.” ― Sylvia Plath
“‘Are we going to be friends forever?’ asked Piglet. ‘Even longer,’ Pooh answered.” ― A.A. Milne
“Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.” ― Robert Brault
“Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together.” — Woodrow T. Wilson
“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.” — Linda Grayson
“Friends are the siblings God never gave us.” — Mencius
“Talk between women friends is always therapy…” ― Jayne Anne Phillips
“My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.” ― Matt Schucker
“Two things you will never have to chase: True friends & true love.” ― Mandy Hale
“As long as I’m here, no one can hurt you.” — Billie Eilish
“When the sun shines, we shine together.” — Rihanna
“Make it last forever, friendship never ends.” — Spice Girls
“If I was you, I’d wanna be me too.” — Meghan Trainor
“I get by with a little help from my friends.” — The Beatles
“A good friend will help you move. But a best friend will help you move a dead body.” ― Jim Hayes
“Friends make you smile — best friends make you giggle ’til you pee your pants.” ― Terri Guillemets
“Life is an awful, ugly place to not have a best friend.” ― Sarah Desse
“Best friends are life’s truth tellers.” ― T.J. Condon
“My best friend ’til the end, my better half, no pretend.” — Sabrina Carpenter
“You’re gonna wanna be my best friend, baby.” — Rex Orange County
“I’m like a boat on the water, you’re the rays on the waves that calm my mind.” — One Direction
“You might be crazy. Have I told you lately that I love you? You’re the only reason that I’m not afraid to fly.” — Victoria Justice
“Anytime you need a friend, I’ll be here. You’ll never be alone again.” — Mariah Carey
“Loyalty, loyalty, loyalty.” — Kendrick Lamar
“If you lose your way, just know that I got you.” — Lady Gaga
“It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.” ― Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.” ― C.S. Lewis
“You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.” ― Laurence J. Peter
“Only a true best friend can protect you from your immortal enemies.” ― Richelle Mead
“There is a reason why you are my best friend. Destiny.” ― Almira Bastari
“True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.” ― Emilie Saint-Genis
“My friends, real friends, better than your friends, yeah.” — The Carters
“I know what you’re worth girl, you know what you’ve got. We all know you’re out of his league.” — Little Mix
“When you need someone to pull you out the bubble. I’ll be right there just to hug you, I’ll be there.” — Ariana Grande
“Everything’s bright from beginning to end when you have a friend by your side.” — Demi Lovato
“You know I’ll be watchin’ you ’cause she the baddest thing to ever happen to ya.” — Little Mix
So that is our list of captions. Hopefully you found the perfect one for you.
Now go spend time with your friends!
About the Author
Laynni Locke
I am Laynni Locke, a Canadian writer, reader and traveller with a passion for sharing life’s moments on social media. Keeping friends and family in the loop of our lives though photos and videos has become an essential activity for most.
And it doesn’t matter if you are travelling, celebrating a special occasion or just appreciating day-to-day life, when you take that perfect photo you are going to need the perfect caption or quote before you share it. Which is why we started Routinely Shares, providing comprehensive lists of quotes and captions to cover every occasion, adventure or loved one.
With extensive experience as a travel writer, social media specialist and grant writer, I have made it my mission to curate the best and easiest to use lists for your next post.
